Coronavirus Hysteria Grips City; Common Sense Evacuates 'til Spring

You don't have to act this way, though. This brief article will arm you with the facts to defend yourself from the Covidians and their hive mind attacks

Superstitious loons now wearing face masks outdoors too

Are you going to die from COVID-19?

Campus Security Blotter

Week ending December 12, 2020

Someone near ANDREWS said “black squirrel”. Units dispatched.

Raccoon in dumpster. Trash too low for it to climb out. Caller is no longer on scene.

“TRUMP 2020” sign on WAYNE faces campus. Caller wants it removed.

“Drinking at a house on Stibbs and no social distancing involved” is all caller said before hanging up.

Caller needs ride to Best Buy to research harmful stereo types. 

VISITOR POLL

What did you do during the Great Pandemic of 2020?

SUPER VILLAIN

Area Man plans to violate Ohio's curfew for all "21 days"

RURAL LIVES MATTER

Screeching harpy at Rural King threatens customers with police brutality

Dining in Wooster

Wooster has both good and bad dining options, but you’re not going to find either here.  All restaurateurs in town are slavishly obeying Ohio’s unlawful and arbitrary lockdown and mask-up orders, so we can’t support them.  (Actually we can, but we won’t.) 

Shopping in Wooster

Shops in Wooster require patrons to wear masks on their faces just to enter.  This has had the plainly predictable effect of teaching people how easy and convenient it is to shop at Amazon.com, Walmart.com and eBay.com instead.  It’s hard to watch people being willfully self-destructive.  Why don’t you go shop in Amish Country this weekend?

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Fun things to do in Wooster

Please try again later.  We can’t find anything you can do for fun in Wooster, outside of your own home, where you aren’t required to wear a mask and to pretend that you’re doing something important to stop the spread of a virus that has a 99.6% survival rate. 

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